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I d Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses it Taste Better Than Moss Die Cut Vinyl Sticker Window Cling or Magnet with Laminate Coating in Various Sizes
SKU: 2000
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This humorous sticker features a unique phrase that pokes fun at the idea of being slow and steady, comparing it to the delicious taste of molasses. The die-cut design allows for a clean cut around the words, creating a visually appealing sticker that's sure to stand out. Available in multiple sizes, including vinyl stickers, window clings, and magnets with a UV laminate coating, these stickers can be placed almost anywhere to add a touch of personality. The laminate coating provides durability and resistance to scratches and fading, ensuring your funny phrase stays vibrant for a long time. Whether you're looking to decorate your laptop, water bottle, or car window, this sticker has got you covered. The bold, black font against a bright white background makes for easy readability and adds to the sticker's overall aesthetic appeal. You can also choose between a variety of sizes to fit your specific needs, whether you're ordering for personal use or as a gift for a friend. Whatever you choose, rest assured that your new sticker will bring a smile to your face and a dash of humor to your daily routine.
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What are Custom Bumper Stickers?
Custom bumper stickers are personalized adhesive labels designed for vehicles. They feature your custom text, images, or designs and are perfect for personal expression, business promotion, or special events.
UV Laminate Protection
Our bumper stickers come with UV laminate coating that protects against fading, scratching, and weathering. This ensures your design stays vibrant for 2-5 years even in harsh outdoor conditions.
Available Options:
- Stickers: Permanent adhesive for long-term use
- Window Clings: Removable, no adhesive residue
- Magnets: 20 mil thickness, easily removable
Perfect For:
- Personal expression and beliefs
- Business promotion and branding
- Special events and campaigns
- Gifts and commemorative items
Shipping Information
Free shipping on orders over CAD $40.00. Orders under this amount will have shipping calculated at checkout.
Processing Time
Most orders are processed within 1-3 business days. Custom designs may require additional time for approval.
Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be in original condition.
Quality Guarantee
If you're not satisfied with your order, contact us and we'll make it right.
