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I d Rather be Slowly Consumed by Molasses Die Cut Vinyl Sticker Window Cling or Magnet with Laminate Coating in Various Sizes
SKU: 1996
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A tongue-in-cheek warning for those who'd rather take it easy - this die-cut vinyl sticker, window cling, or magnet is the perfect accessory for anyone who's not in a hurry. Available in a range of sizes, from 6 to 9 inches, these stickers are made from high-quality vinyl with a UV laminate coating that ensures they'll withstand the elements and remain vibrant for years to come. Whether you choose to display one on your laptop, water bottle, or car window, this sticker is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. The image shows the sticker's design in all its glory - a clever play on words with a vintage-inspired style that's reminiscent of classic advertisements. The molasses theme is carried through in a rich, dark brown color that adds a touch of sophistication to any surface it's applied to. Whether you're a fan of slow and steady or just love a good laugh, this sticker is sure to bring a smile to your face. This versatile sticker is suitable for a wide range of applications, from personal use to business promotions. With its durable construction and easy-to-peel backing, it's perfect for orders of any size - whether you're a small business owner or just someone looking to decorate their home or office.
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What are Custom Bumper Stickers?
Custom bumper stickers are personalized adhesive labels designed for vehicles. They feature your custom text, images, or designs and are perfect for personal expression, business promotion, or special events.
UV Laminate Protection
Our bumper stickers come with UV laminate coating that protects against fading, scratching, and weathering. This ensures your design stays vibrant for 2-5 years even in harsh outdoor conditions.
Available Options:
- Stickers: Permanent adhesive for long-term use
- Window Clings: Removable, no adhesive residue
- Magnets: 20 mil thickness, easily removable
Perfect For:
- Personal expression and beliefs
- Business promotion and branding
- Special events and campaigns
- Gifts and commemorative items
Shipping Information
Free shipping on orders over CAD $40.00. Orders under this amount will have shipping calculated at checkout.
Processing Time
Most orders are processed within 1-3 business days. Custom designs may require additional time for approval.
Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be in original condition.
Quality Guarantee
If you're not satisfied with your order, contact us and we'll make it right.
